I’m glad my mum got pregnant with my little sister before I was old enough to realise sex was involved
Everyone thinks being single is so shitty but can you imagine being married to Kim Kardashian?
Do you ever get so hungry that you’d consider eating butter without a spoon?
(Source: , via mickeyandcompany)
Getting jealous because my lift going down got here before your lift going up is probably not the healthiest way to live your life